Cats can produce over one thousand different audio sounds. Dogs can only produce ten.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

meow meow meow

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AND HOW.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

BATMAN WUBS NO ONE.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

LIKE BATMAN.

TOUGH TO BEAT.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

...

[link]

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

What is it.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

NO. PASS IT ON.

Wow you couldn't have sent me this in like a note or something?

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

here just do it fag


most people aren't sure of what they really want in life because they still live with their mothers. I received this letter

from some douche on the computer, did what it told me to because I wasn't doing anything while waiting for the next episode of blaruto to come out, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!











*********************STARS FUCK YEAH.****************************************







1. Yank your dick 3 times and spin around in your chair yelling "STELLAAAAAAAA"











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2. Think of the things you will never do in your life because you have no self-confidence and don't do anything besides watch shitty anime.

Then cry.










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3. What was the last name your father called you? Did it break your heart? Say it out loud 9 times and get the fuck over it.






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4. Masturbate to that

1special person and jizz on your self 12 times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these things and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that thing.











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Now go the fuck outside and get some negative ions. Its good for you, you fucking useless slob.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and

you will finally be that asshole you aspired to be.








u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
father stickin' it to the mexican house cleaner!!!



























































Keep going

down

















dicks









Keep going













you're fucking gay

























Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your dad? I hope so, thats fucking hot. Now

pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain

letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you

break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same

chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she

got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.

And deleted it. The next day her dad stuck it in her butt and her mom slaughtered her father and baby sister and ate their flesh while Barbra was tied to a chair.
If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened

and her butt would not have been penetrated.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was

short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total anime fag. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd

grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for

him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,

and of course, she slapped him in the face and kicked him in the groin. then she pinned him to the ground and stuck the arms of his glasses into his eye sockets. she sunk her teeth into his chubby cheeks and spat the fleshy glob onto the cold cement. she continued to pummel him in the face and slash at every inch of his skin, while he screamed and wriggled in horror.


then they got married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.

A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.

He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just

normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now

Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt

pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it

along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he

had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him

Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,

and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp

Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!

the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.

Then 9/11 happened and he lost everything due to rubble falling on his New York apartment killing every person who he had ever been close to in a matter of minutes.




Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with that

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!! NOT like you expected anything else!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... because you're fat and you smell/



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will fuck your butt


25 people- your crush will aaaaa.



30 people - will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!


Faggot.

SHENANIGANS.

I asked you first.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

A likely story! Pish posh and all that rot, eh wot?

I was watching him before but I wasn't being informed of his newest stuff, so I re-watched him to try to fix this problem.

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Do you dream in black & white?

You should draw him.

[link]

NuckleMime is cooler.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

Then you should get off it.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

I WAS FOUNDED.

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'Mucho Grassy Ass'

I waited for SEVEN HOURS behind that jungle gym, BOY.

I am very cross.

DUDE, NUCLEARMIME WATCHED YOU.

YOU ARE SO LUCKY.

Not that. The other thing.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

I don't fight with Gnomes.

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"If I can drink poison twice, it's not doing it's job." - I forget

Die.